tommilsom:

I think I’m addicted to other human beings, they’re having a seriously detrimental effect on my life but every day I keep on interacting with the bastards

Me: Right I'm going to bed now

Internet: No.

Me: But I'm just so tired

Internet: No.

Me: I need to sleep I have to do stuff tomorrow.

Internet: No.

Me: Let me sleep!

Internet: No.

Me: But-

Internet: No.

Me:

Internet: No.

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

Harlan Ellison (via liamdryden)

(Source: sirmitchell)

vondell-swain:

the roses are dead

the violets are too

you’re a shitty gardener

you’re fired

highly-functioning-sociopath:

reichenbitch:

whirligigfrenzy:

martinfreemansnose:

I watched in horror as Mycroft ate Molly Hooper because Jim told me too and I cried

I shagged Sherlock Holmes because it made me happy and I melted in a puddle on the floor.

/ACCURATE

I watched John hug Sherlock Holmes because I read Alone on the Water and it hurt.

are you kidDING ME

i watched john hug sherlock’s scarf because i love him and then i melted in a puddle on the floor because of all the fucking reichenbach feels

THIS IS FREAKISHLY ACCURATE

Lestrade made me punch D.I. Lestrade because I read alone on the water and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards.

Everyone: OMG Snowboarding is so fun! I love winter break!

Me: i want chicken i want liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver

doctorwho:

Lenticular art cards from the Doctor Who Series 6 Box Set.

Reason #268 to buy the Series 6 Box Set.

I don’t get the top-right one there’s nothing there

(Source: crimeytimeywimey)